Monday, August 24, 2015

Things To Do in a Doctor's Office

"Jenny!"

The nurse calls your name and you are relieved you're finally out of the awkwardly quiet waiting room and away from that old lady who keeps asking what the time is.

But wait... There's more! Waiting that is.

You get into the small confined room and the nurse asks you a couple of preliminary questions. She then hands you your paper robe (which smells like it's either been peed on or could have been sitting in the cupboard for 3 years now) and says the doc will be right in.

So now you're sitting in the room by yourself, mostly naked, and covered in paper. What do you do?

You could scroll through Twitter. And Instagram. And maybe post something on your long lost Aunt's Facebook wall. Or you could do much more entertaining things!

Here are my suggestions:

-Do an ab workout
-Paint your nails
-Call an old friend
-Yoga
-Become a fashion designer with your gown and rip it in fun ways
-Write a letter to your significant other
-Practice times tables
-Learn how to french braid
-Draw a variety of mustaches on your fingers and take selfies (keep that gown on!)

...Or you could write a blog post (example A)!

But whatever you do... DO NOT LOOK THROUGH THE DRAWERS AND CABINETS.

Got to go! The doc is finally in!

-TNT

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