These big guys don't get much love on the field, but boy do I love my O-lineman!
1. Big man = big heart.
He's got lots of love to give! And he gives the best bear hugs.
2. No matter how big you get, he will almost always be bigger than you.
For some women, weight gain is inevitable. But you will never have to worry about weighing more than your significant other because it is necessary for your linemen pack in the pounds.
He can pick you up, he can catch you when you jump, and you can sit on his lap for extended periods of time because of how strong he is. Be sure to remind him of that too, they like when people notice their strength.
Your plate will never have food left on it if you eat with him. No food goes to waste and you aren't tempted to eat that fifth chicken tender.
He is literally like a full-time body guard for you and your friends.
His job on the field is to protect the quarterback from the other team. He has a natural protection instinct and will never let anything bad happen to you.
Decrease your gas bill by cuddling or sleeping with him. He produces mass amounts of heat. He will keep you warmer than your blanket does.
Linemen are the most underrated and unnoticed positions on the football team, even though they most of the dirty work. But working hard to be successful is in their veins. They don't need the awards; they do it because they love the game and their team. They don't even touch the ball, but that doesn't bother them. He is willing to do what is best for the team, whether that consists of his boys or you and him.
Ever have one of those days where you just feel like pigging out? Your guy will always be up for making that late night trip for a burger or milkshake. He may not be hungry, but he can eat.
Every girl likes a guy with big muscles.
-TNT
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